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一起HAPPY,一起智慧!剩余电量某高校课堂上听课的人很少,基本上都在玩QQ、微信、游戏什么的。老师突然说:同学们注意了,下课把手机交上来,你们手机的剩余电量就是你们期末考试的分数!药效一整天小明上课一直对着同桌傻笑。同桌生气地问他:你为什么一直对着我笑?小明:因为我感冒了。同桌关心地问:感冒了还一直笑,吃药了吗?小明:就是吃了药才笑啊。同桌:为什么?小明:广告上面说了,要笑(药效)一整天呢。同桌:……
Together with HAPPY, together wisdom! Remaining battery capacity of a few people in college classes, basically playing QQ, WeChat, what the game. Suddenly said the teacher said: Students pay attention to the get out of class to hand over the phone, your phone’s remaining power is your final exam scores! Xiao Ming Xiaoming all day classes have been at the same table giggle. At the same table angrily asked him: Why do you always smile at me? Xiao-Ming: Because I had a cold. Carefully asked at the same table: the cold has always been laughing, take medicine yet? Xiao-Ming: just eat the medicine just laugh ah. At the same table: Why? Xiao-Ming: Advertising said above, to laugh (efficacy) all day long. Deskmate:……