马季和赵炎说过一段《吹牛》的相声,赵炎说“:我爱抽烟,我一次抽三箱。”马季说:“我爱喝酒,一顿我喝四吨半。”赵炎说:“我这人少年老成,十岁就上大学了。”马季说:“我这人成熟得比你早,九岁就大学毕业了。”赵炎:“那我八岁就结婚了。”马季:“我七岁儿子就十三了。”这样的吹牛,纯粹是睁着眼睛说瞎话,完全属于“笨吹”。聪明的吹牛,是把小的说得跟大的一样,把 Ma Ji and Zhao Yan said a “bullshit” crosstalk, Zhao Yan said: “I love smoking, I smoke three boxes.” “Ma Ji said:” I love drinking, meal I drink four and a half tons. “Zhao Yan said:” I am a teenager, and I was in college at the age of ten. “” Ma Ji said: “I am more mature than you, and I graduated from college at the age of nine.” “Zhao Yan: ”I married when I was eight years old.“ ”Ma Ji:“ My seven-year-old son is thirteen. ”Such bragging is purely a blind allegory and belongs entirely to“ stupid blow. ” Clever bragging is the same as the big small, put