古时有个县官大年初一上街看春联,见一户人家所贴春联上联是:“数一数二大户”;下联是:“惊天动地人家”,横批是:“先斩后奏”。县官暗想,此户一定有人在朝廷做大官。于是,他备了一份厚礼登门攀附。寒喧之后,县官急不可耐地问主人:“贵府哪位大人在京奉职?”主人一听愕然,自称 In ancient times there was a magistrate on the first day of the Spring Festival to see the Spring Festival couplets, see a family affixed to the couplet is: “count one of the two big family”; the next is: “earth-shattering people,” horizontal batch is: “cut the first play.” Magistrate secretly, this family must have some officials in the court. So, he prepared a thick gift door to climb. After a hurried noise, the magistrate impatiently asked the master: “Which of your grown-ups in Beijing is serving in Beijing?”