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1.距离战艇失事了,下等兵问中士:“最近的陆地有多远?”中士答:“两海里。”下等兵又问:“朝哪个方向?”中士答:“向下!”2.检查厂长对新来的门卫说“:要注意,千万不要让职工把产品带出厂。”门卫每天都很仔细地检查工人的皮包。有一次门卫好奇地问厂长“:咱们厂生产什么呀?”厂长答:“皮包。”
1. The distance from the battleship, the next soldier asked the sergeant: “The recent land how far?” Sergeant A: “Two miles. ” Soldiers and asked: “In what direction? ”Sergeant A: “ Down! ”2. Inspect the factory manager on the new guard said:“ Be careful, do not let workers take the product out of the factory. ”“ The guard every day to carefully check the workers Leather bag. Once the doorman curiously asked the director ”: What we plant production? “ Director A: ”bag. "