马克?吐温是美国著名的作家,幽默风趣。有一次,一位牧师在讲坛说教,陈词滥调,令人厌烦。正当牧师讲得眉飞色舞时,马克?吐温站起来打断了他的“布道说教”:“牧师先生,你的讲词实在妙得很,只不过你所说的每一个字,我都曾经在一本书上看过。”牧师听了以后,非常不高兴地说:“这不可能,我的演讲词绝不是抄袭的,我以上帝的名义发誓!”“但是,你说的每一个字确实都在那本书上面啊。” Mark Twain is a famous American writer, humorous. Once, a priest preached in the pulpit, clichés, boring. Mark Twain stood up and broke his “preacher” when he was exultant. “Pastor, your speech is really wonderful, but every word you say, I Have seen in a book once. ”After listening to the pastor, very unhappy to say: “ This is impossible, my speech is by no means plagiarism, I swear in the name of God! ”“ But Every word that you say is indeed in that book. ”