夸老婆老婆:“老公,你夸夸我呗。”我沉默不语,只是一动不动地看着她。老婆有点生气:“怎么着,以前让你夸我,你还会随便敷衍几句,现在连敷衍都不愿意了?”我回答道:“随你怎么想,我只是觉得我不配跟仙女说话。”语出惊人约翰对朋友说:“我底下有几千名办公人员呢!”朋友向他道喜,说道:“那你的职位一定很高吧!”约翰从容不迫地回答:“我负责打扫29楼的卫生。” Praise wife: “My husband, you boast me chanting.” “I was silent, just looked at her motionless. My wife a little angry: ”how, before you let me boast I, you will be perfunctory a few words, and even perfunctory are not willing? “ I replied: ”as you think, I just think I do not deserve with the fairy Talk to a friend. “John said to his friend,” I have thousands of office workers underneath! “A friend said to him,” Your position must be high! “John answered without hesitation : ”I’m responsible for cleaning up the 29th floor. "