有一天我的手机接到一个奇怪的电话,接通之后是一个女人生气的声音:“喂,你是谁呀?”我说:“这才是怪事,您打我的手机,却问我是谁,您是哪位?”她厉声喝道:“你是张三的什么人?”这时我才一下子明白,觉得很好笑,说:“我是张三的大学同学。您是张三的爱人吧,找我有什么事吗?”她的口气立刻缓和了,又问:“大学同学?你,你叫什么名字?” One day my cell phone received a weird phone call, which was followed by a woman angry voice: “Hey, who are you? ” I said: “This is a strange thing, you hit my cell phone, but ”Who am I, who are you?“ ”She snapped:“ Who are you from Zhang? ”“ Only then did I suddenly understand that I was very funny and said: ”I’m from Zhangsan University You are Zhang San’s lover, look for me what is it? “Her tone immediately eased, and asked: ” university classmate you, what is your name? "