我正一个人躺在工地上午休。说是工地,其实就是田野,我们要在田野挖一个铁塔的基础坑。我迷迷糊糊地睡着了。这时候一只鸟飞来,飞过我的头顶时,拉了一泡屎。我似乎感觉到一件东西从空中向我砸来,我一扭头,鸟屎走偏了,砸在我身边的草地上。看来我是幸运的,我自己忍不住笑了笑。我翻身坐起来,看看这只鸟,这是一只灰色的鸟,它一定是把我当成一头牛或一头贪睡的驴,想和我开个玩笑。这不奇怪,我经常见到一只鸟落在一头牛的背上,叽叽喳喳地和牛 I am lying alone on the site in the morning. That is the site, in fact, is the field, we have to dig in the fields of a tower foundation pit. I fell asleep. At this time a bird flew over my head and drew a shit. I seem to feel something smashed to me from the air, I turned around, bird feces go wrong, hit me on the grass. It seems I am lucky, I can not help but smile. I stood up and looked up at the bird. It was a gray bird. It must have treated me like a cow or a snooze donkey and wanted to joke with me. This is not surprising, I often see a bird on the back of a cow, twitter and cattle