这辈子,给七个人起过学名——三叔的两个儿子,我堂弟;三爷的两个儿子,是岁数没我大的堂叔;一个内侄女;还有一个,我儿子。前四位,是我上小学时起的。三叔不识字,认为我语文学得好,命我给儿子起名,我无知又狂妄,当仁不让,并从此有了起名瘾。后我寄宿三爷家,念六年级,自告奋勇给两个即将上学的堂叔起名,奇怪的是,大学教育系毕业的三祖父,竟然容忍了这可笑要求。有了 In this life, I have given my seven scholarly names - two sons of Uncle, my cousin; the two sons of Sanye, my cousin, a niece of my age; and one, my son. The first four are from my elementary school. Third Uncle illiterate, I think my language well, ordered me to give my son a name, I am ignorant and arrogant, doing my part, and since then have a prestigious addiction. After I boarding Sanye home, I read the sixth grade, volunteered to give my name to two immortals who are about to go to school. What is strange is that the grandfather who graduated from the Department of University Education unexpectedly tolerated this ridiculous request. There