分期付款律师对当事人说:“你的案子花费总共8万元,先付两万,以后每月1万,6个月付清。”当事人说:“这好像是分期付款买汽车。”律师说:“没错,我是在分期付款买汽车。”选择周末,老婆对我说:“亲爱的,如果有两个女的,一个年轻可爱,一个年纪大些还爱逛街,由你选一个陪,你会选哪一个呢?”我问:“要是我说真话,你不会生气?”老婆:“不会的。”我说:“当然是选年轻可爱 The installment lawyer told the client: ”Your case costs a total of $ 80,000, paying 20,000 first and then $ 10,000 a month for 6 months.“ The client said: ”It seems like buying an automobile in installments. “The lawyer said: ” Yes, I am buying a car in installments. “Choose the weekend, my wife said to me: ” Dear, if there are two women, a young and lovely, older and still love Which one would you choose? “” I asked: “If I said the truth, would not you be angry?” “Wife: ” I will not say it. " Of course, choose young and lovely