谈朋友叫选股,订婚叫建仓,结婚叫成交,生子叫配股;超生叫增发,感情不和叫套牢,白头偕老叫做长线,自由恋爱是开放式基金;涉外婚姻是AB股并轨,婚姻登记是新股申购,举办婚礼是新股上市,旅行结婚是境外上市; Marriage is called placement, marriage is called placement; Survival called additional issuance, feelings are not called jailing, grow old together called the long-term, free love is an open-end fund; AB foreign marriage merger, marriage registration is new shares Subscription, the wedding is the listing of new shares, travel marriages are listed overseas;