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Teacher: I want you to report to the headmaster’s office.
Pupil: But I didn’t do anything.
Teacher: I know, but this will save you a trip when you do.
老师:我想要你去一趟校长办公室。
学生:我没犯什么错吧。
老师:我知道,但如果以后你真犯了什么错,这也省了你再去一趟。
Teacher: You were told to bring your parents to school today. Where are they?
Pupil: They wouldn’t come. They don’t like school any more than I do.
老师:我不是要你带你父母来学校吗?他们现在在哪?
学生:他们不会来了。他们比我更不喜欢学校。
Teacher: Every time I turn around, I catch you doing something you should not do. What can we do about that?
Pupil: Tell me when you’re going to turn around.
老师:每次我四处转悠时,我都逮到你在做本不应该做的事情。我们应该怎么处理呢?
学生:告诉我您出来转悠的时间不就行了吗?
Teacher: Young man, I’m going to give you a punishment you won’t soon forget.
Pupil: Good, because I’m sure I can’t remember anything you teach us.
老师:年轻人,我要好好惩罚你一下,好让你再也不会忘记。
学生:很好,反正我也记不住你教我们的任何东西。
Teacher: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I’m sorry that I have to bring you here to school so often.
Mrs. Smith: Oh, that’s quite all right. This is the only time we get to go out.
老师:史密斯先生和夫人,我很抱歉我不得不经常要你们到学校来。
史密斯夫人:噢,没关系。这是我们唯一出来的时间。
Teacher: What is the opposite of misery?
Pupil: Happiness, Sir.
Teacher: Good. And what is the opposite of sadness?
Pupil: Gladness.
Teacher: Great. And what is the opposite of enemy?
Pupil: Gee up.
老师:痛苦的反义词是什么?
学生:老师,是快乐。
老师:好,那么伤心的反义词是什么呢?
学生:开心。
老师:非常好。那敌人的反义词是什么?
学生:快跑!
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze?
Pupil: Hot water!
老师:谁能列举出一种不会结冰的液体?
学生:热水。
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head?
Pupil: I’m just turning over things in my mind, sir!
老师:你为什么要倒立啊?
学生:老师,我只想把我脑子里的东西倒出来。
Pupil: But I didn’t do anything.
Teacher: I know, but this will save you a trip when you do.
老师:我想要你去一趟校长办公室。
学生:我没犯什么错吧。
老师:我知道,但如果以后你真犯了什么错,这也省了你再去一趟。
Teacher: You were told to bring your parents to school today. Where are they?
Pupil: They wouldn’t come. They don’t like school any more than I do.
老师:我不是要你带你父母来学校吗?他们现在在哪?
学生:他们不会来了。他们比我更不喜欢学校。
Teacher: Every time I turn around, I catch you doing something you should not do. What can we do about that?
Pupil: Tell me when you’re going to turn around.
老师:每次我四处转悠时,我都逮到你在做本不应该做的事情。我们应该怎么处理呢?
学生:告诉我您出来转悠的时间不就行了吗?
Teacher: Young man, I’m going to give you a punishment you won’t soon forget.
Pupil: Good, because I’m sure I can’t remember anything you teach us.
老师:年轻人,我要好好惩罚你一下,好让你再也不会忘记。
学生:很好,反正我也记不住你教我们的任何东西。
Teacher: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I’m sorry that I have to bring you here to school so often.
Mrs. Smith: Oh, that’s quite all right. This is the only time we get to go out.
老师:史密斯先生和夫人,我很抱歉我不得不经常要你们到学校来。
史密斯夫人:噢,没关系。这是我们唯一出来的时间。
Teacher: What is the opposite of misery?
Pupil: Happiness, Sir.
Teacher: Good. And what is the opposite of sadness?
Pupil: Gladness.
Teacher: Great. And what is the opposite of enemy?
Pupil: Gee up.
老师:痛苦的反义词是什么?
学生:老师,是快乐。
老师:好,那么伤心的反义词是什么呢?
学生:开心。
老师:非常好。那敌人的反义词是什么?
学生:快跑!
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze?
Pupil: Hot water!
老师:谁能列举出一种不会结冰的液体?
学生:热水。
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head?
Pupil: I’m just turning over things in my mind, sir!
老师:你为什么要倒立啊?
学生:老师,我只想把我脑子里的东西倒出来。