《美术与设计》的编辑向“著名批 评家”约稿，却张冠李戴地将约稿信 寄给了我。我不够格称“批评家”，但 约稿信却让我想了这样一个瞎扯的题 目。 在我的印象中下列五类分子不宜算作批评家： １．为体制利益服务或随时准备为体制利益服务的人不宜算批评家； ２．以谋利为写作 The editor of “Fine Arts and Design” made an appointment to “Famous Critic”, but Zhang Guanli sent me the letter of appointment. I’m not qualified as a “critic,” but the letter of the appointment made me think of such a nonsense topic. In my mind, the following five categories of elements should not be counted as critics: 1. Those who serve the interests of the system or are ready to serve the interests of the system should not be critics; 2. To profit for the writing