俺叫致富,来自靠山县吃山乡靠水村吃水屯子,是一个靠自学成材的有志青年。这些年感谢党的富民政策,俺高中毕业后,成为远近闻名的养驴专业户。知识就是力量,科学技术是第一生产力,虽然俺没有考上大学,但俺花了20000元报考了情话大学 MBA 函授班,仅用两年时间就学完了国外学生八年的课程,并获得了硕士学位。俺养的驴率先通过了 ISO9001国际认证,获得了出口美国的资格,大摇大摆地走进了美国白宫的餐厅。俺的驴在美国受到了空前的欢迎,知名度已经超过了比尔·盖茨,连美国总统都慨叹道:“既生驴,何生布!” I called rich, from the mountain village to eat water Township rely on the water draft village, is a self-taught aspiring youth. Thanks to the Party’s policy of enriching the people all these years, after graduating from high school, I became a well-known donkey specialist. Knowledge is power, science and technology are the primary productive forces, although I did not admitted to college, but I spent 20000 yuan apply for the love of MBA MBA classes, only two years to finish the eight-year foreign students courses and received a master’s degree Bachelor of Science. I raised the donkey first passed the ISO9001 international certification, was eligible for export to the United States, swaggered into the White House restaurant. I donkey in the United States has been an unprecedented welcome, the visibility has been more than Bill Gates, even the United States President lamented: “Both the donkey, Ho Sangbu!”