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你来我往恶搞碰瓷假象今天午饭后编辑部除男士外在回公司途中开怀畅聊,这时卢老师为方便带我们从小路走,要穿过停着的两车之间,大家突然想到前两天看到的一条碰瓷高富帅的新闻,并就此展开联想——李编辑:“卢编辑趴在人家车盖上说‘撞我啊,撞我啊,你撞我啊!’”高编辑接着道:“高富帅拿起电话‘爸,给我卡里打20万,我要撞死一个人!’”李编辑:“撞死个老婆婆还50万呢!”苏美编:“如果是王美编的被撞到了的话会边喷血边说‘大哥,你走吧我没事儿!’只见高富帅拿起电话‘我不要钱!我真的不要钱,别撞死我!’其实人家只想拨112罢了。刚按了一个号码‘别!大哥,大哥,我没事儿,别打电话,我能走!’然后拖着腿艰难的爬起……”
You came to spoof the illusion of porcelain Imaginary Today, after lunch, the editorial department in addition to the man outside the company back to the company open chatting, when Lu teacher to take us from the path for the convenience of walking through the parked between the two cars, we suddenly thought A couple of days ago saw a touch of high news handsome news, and to start associative - Li editor: “Lu editor lying on the car cover and said ’hit me ah, hit me ah, you hit me ah!’ Gao editor then said: ”High rich handsome picked up the phone’s dad, give me 200,000 in Cary, I want to kill a person!“ ”Li editor: “ killed an old woman also 500000! ” The Soviet Union and the United States compiled: “If it is the king of the series was hit, then the side of the spurt will say ’Brother, you go me all right!’ I saw Gao Fu handsome pick up the phone ’I do not want money! I really do not want money , Do not kill me! ’In fact, people just want to call 112. just press a number’ no! Brother, brother, I’m fine, do not call, I can go! ’ ”