神行太保:什么!前面有战争爆发了?啥?敌人是人人得而诛之的臭屁虫?哈哈,那可真是大快人心哪。快过来围观这场没有硝烟的战斗——在一个月黑风高的夜晚,我打开窗户晾衣服。刚一开窗,一阵凉风吹来,冷得我直发抖。我急忙晾完衣服,刚要关窗时,只见两只闪烁着绿色光泽的臭屁虫扑打着翅膀飞了进来。只听“噗”的一声,一股臭臭的绿色气体弥漫开来。看到这我立马怒发冲冠,心想这虫子也太不讲公德了吧,竟敢在我的卧室里放屁!好,那我就让你们在这里完成“虫生”中的最后一个篇章!我马上关上窗户,关好房门,断了臭屁虫的后路,并立即找到几张报纸,把它卷成筒状作武器,蓄势待发。就这样,一场人虫大战在浓浓的“火药味”中开始了。 God of the Pacific: what! In front of a war broke out? What? Enemies are everyone who punish the stink bug? Haha, it can be really fast heart. Come and watch the battle without smoke - in a dark, stormy night, I open the windows and dry my clothes. Just window, a cool breeze blowing, cold I was trembling. I quickly finished drying clothes, just close the window, I saw two shining green luster fart beetle flutter wings fly in. Just listen to “puff” sound, a stink of green gas filled open. I saw this immediately angry rage, I thought this bug is too much of morality it, dared to dare in my bedroom! Well, then I will let you complete the “worm” in the last chapter! I immediately closed the window, closed the door, broke the clumsy insect posterior, and immediately found a few newspapers, roll it into a tube as a weapon, ready to go. In this way, a bug war started in the thick “fire and smell”.