餐馆里一位食客在喝西红柿汤,突然他发现碗里有一只苍蝇。他忙叫来服务生责问怎么回事。服务生说:“你这个人怎么这么小气,苍蝇这么小,它能喝多少汤呢?”顾客:“我点的是溜肉片,里面怎么这么多的青椒、胡萝卜、洋葱啊?”老板:“今天我们店庆大酬宾,买一赠三啊。”有一个人去吃饭,花了14.8元吧,他给15元,大堂收费的大声叫道:“哎,15桌小费2毛!”大家看过 A diner in the restaurant was drinking tomato soup, and suddenly he found a flies in the bowl. He called the waiter to ask what happened. The waiter said: “How can you be such a stingy man? How small is the flies? How many broths can I drink?” “Customer:” “What is the number of green peppers, carrots and onions? ”Boss: “ Today we celebrate big bargain, buy one get three ah. ”There is a person to eat, spent 14.8 yuan it, he gave 15 yuan, lobby charges shouted: “ hey, 15 table tips 2 Hair! ”We have seen