我——一个来自火星的国际和平使者,正饶有兴致地欣赏着五千年文明古国——中国的风采。我把目标锁定在宝岛台湾,陈水扁站在会议厅里,高傲地说“:台湾与大陆的关系,不过是特殊的国与国的关系。”听到这话,我恨得牙痒痒,连咱们火星人都知道台湾不过是中国的一部分,你怎么能信口? I, an international peace ambassador from Mars, is enjoying the glory of China, an ancient country with five thousand years of civilization. I locked my target on Taiwan, and Chen Shui-bian stood in the conference hall and said arrogantly, “The relationship between Taiwan and the mainland is nothing more than a special country-to-country relationship.” I hated it when I heard this, even We Martians know that Taiwan is only a part of China. How can you speak with confidence?