俺是块苦命的蛋糕,一生颠沛流离:刚刚长大成麦,就被“粉身碎骨”磨成面．之后历经了进水盆、机器揉、拥抱糖、入烤箱等九九八十一道磨难,终于脱胎换骨,摇身一变,成了块诱人的蛋糕!两行清泪从俺脸上滑落,哎,小麦变蛋糕,俺容易么俺?然而,造化弄人,俺,一块善良得不能再善良的蛋糕,居然成了一凶手!一块蛋糕引发的血案动物园里,一只斑马离奇死亡。解剖后发现是由于吃了蛋糕导致消化不良,腹胀而死。于是,蛋糕被带上法庭,接受法律的制裁。法庭经过调查,认为事实清晰,证据确凿。判处蛋糕无期徒刑,附带剥夺蛋糕名誉终身,从此以馒头身份服刑。蛋糕不服,提出上诉,理由是:害斑马,非自愿,案发时,遭陷害! 俺 俺 is a hard-won cake, a life of displaced: just grow up into wheat, was “powdered” ground into noodles. After going through the water basin, rubbing the machine, hugging sugar, and entering the oven, he took the pain of 9981. He finally reborn and changed his body and became a seductive cake! Two lines of tears fell from his face, hee hee, wheat. When you change a cake, how easy is it? However, the good fortune, ah, a good kind of cake can no longer be good, actually became a murderer! A bloody case caused by a cake, a zebra died strangely. After dissection, it was found that eating a cake led to indigestion and bloating. As a result, the cake was brought to court and sanctioned by the law. After investigation, the court found that the facts were clear and the evidence was conclusive. Sentenced to a life-long imprisonment of the cake, with the deprivation of the cake’s reputation for life, from then on as a hoe. The cake was unconvinced and appealed on the grounds that the zebra was involuntarily infringed and was framed during the incident!