她总是凶巴巴地问你去哪儿了?跟谁在一起?她又是谁……在这些问不完的问题背后,其实只有一个最温柔的理由。小李打着酒嗝,望着对面的镜子说:“早上起来洗澡,顺便刮个胡子,你猜我老婆怎么说?”我还没来得及猜,他没停顿地继续说,“她说今天你有什么事,怎么想起来要刮胡子?”我还是来不及猜,他接着说,“我说我两天刮一次胡子,所以今天刮胡子。你猜她又怎么说?”这次我懒得 She always fiercely asked where you are, who you are with, who she is ... There is in fact only one of the most gentle reasons behind these endless questions. Mike hiccups, looking across the mirror and said: “In the morning to take a bath, by the way a shave, you guess my wife how to say?” I have not had time to guess, he did not stop to say, “She Say you have something today, how do you think of shaving? ”“ I still have no time to guess, ”he continued,“ I say I shave a beard every day, so shave today.You guessed what did she say? ” This time I’m too lazy