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A little boy says to his friend, “Guess how many candies I have in my pocket.”
The friend says, “If I get it right, will you give me one of them?”
The boy says, “If you get it right, I’ll give you both of them!”
一个小男孩对他的朋友说:“你猜猜我口袋里有多少糖果。”
他的朋友说:“如果我猜对了,你能给我一颗吗?”
小男孩说:“你要是猜对了,我把两颗都给你!”
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I’ve just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么一直跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚才喝了药但是忘记摇动瓶
子了。
“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.
“Yes, dear,” she replied, “Why do you ask?”
“Cause I’ve just bitten my tongue!”
“我们是不是有毒?”小蛇问他的妈妈。
“是的,亲爱的,”妈妈回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚把自己的舌头咬破了!”
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School—Go Slow”.
老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学都迟到?
汤姆:每次我走到那个拐角,都看到一个标志上写着“学校——慢行”。
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read.
布朗夫人:哦,天哪!我把我珍爱的小狗弄丢了!
史密斯夫人:那你得在报纸上登个启事啊!
布朗夫人:没用的,我的小狗不识字。
Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing and for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Student: Thank God! I was born after 1773, otherwise I would have died without it.
老师:我们必须依靠氧气才能呼吸和生存。它是1773年被发现的。
学生:谢天谢地!还好我是1773年以后才出生的,不然没有氧气我就活不了了。
kid: Why are some of your hair white, Mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
The kid thought for a moment, and then said,“Mamma, how come all of grandma’s hair are white?”
孩子:妈妈,为什么你有一些白头发?
妈妈:你每做一件错事让我不高兴,我的头发就会有一根变白。
孩子想了会说:“妈妈,那为什么姥姥的头发全白了?”
The friend says, “If I get it right, will you give me one of them?”
The boy says, “If you get it right, I’ll give you both of them!”
一个小男孩对他的朋友说:“你猜猜我口袋里有多少糖果。”
他的朋友说:“如果我猜对了,你能给我一颗吗?”
小男孩说:“你要是猜对了,我把两颗都给你!”
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I’ve just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么一直跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚才喝了药但是忘记摇动瓶
子了。
“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.
“Yes, dear,” she replied, “Why do you ask?”
“Cause I’ve just bitten my tongue!”
“我们是不是有毒?”小蛇问他的妈妈。
“是的,亲爱的,”妈妈回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚把自己的舌头咬破了!”
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School—Go Slow”.
老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学都迟到?
汤姆:每次我走到那个拐角,都看到一个标志上写着“学校——慢行”。
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read.
布朗夫人:哦,天哪!我把我珍爱的小狗弄丢了!
史密斯夫人:那你得在报纸上登个启事啊!
布朗夫人:没用的,我的小狗不识字。
Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing and for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Student: Thank God! I was born after 1773, otherwise I would have died without it.
老师:我们必须依靠氧气才能呼吸和生存。它是1773年被发现的。
学生:谢天谢地!还好我是1773年以后才出生的,不然没有氧气我就活不了了。
kid: Why are some of your hair white, Mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
The kid thought for a moment, and then said,“Mamma, how come all of grandma’s hair are white?”
孩子:妈妈,为什么你有一些白头发?
妈妈:你每做一件错事让我不高兴,我的头发就会有一根变白。
孩子想了会说:“妈妈,那为什么姥姥的头发全白了?”