三字经一个花花公子经介绍约了一位年轻姑娘在公园里约会谈恋爱。第二天介绍人问他情况如何?他说:“她整个晚上别的没说,只念了三字经:别这样,不许动,放开我……”争儿子有一对夫妻要离婚,可是他们只有一个儿子,双方都想要,于是他们去法院找法官。妻子说:“孩子十月怀胎是我生的,生孩子时他一样不管呢?”法官说:“嗯,孩子是你的。” The three characters were introduced by a playboy about a young girl dating in a park dating. The next day the introducer asked him how? He said: “She did not say anything else all night, read only the three characters: do not move, let me go ... ...” fight son a couple to divorce, but They have only one son, both want, so they go to court to find a judge. The wife said: “The child was born in October with a child and he does not care if he or she has children.” “The judge said:” Well, the child is yours. “”