相亲无数次相亲,无数次失败。一次和来相亲的妹子坐在咖啡厅,感觉没啥说的。为了缓解尴尬,我就说:“你看那边那个阿姨多丑啊!”妹子说:“那是我妈。”别回来在假期回家的路上,爸爸发来短信:“儿子,晚上想吃点什么?我们提前准备。”我想了想回道:“宫保鸡丁、龙井虾仁、东坡肘子、西湖醋鱼、黄泥煨鸡……”一分钟后,爸爸的回复来了:“孩子,你还是别回来了!” Blind date blind date, numerous times failed. Once and blind date sister sitting in the cafe, I feel nothing. In order to alleviate the embarrassment, I said: “Look at that aunt over there ugly! ” My sister said: “Do not come back on the way home on holidays, my father sent a text message: ” Son, what do you want to eat at night? We prepared in advance. “I thought back:” Gong Bao chicken, Longjing shrimp, Dongpo elbow, Xihucuyu, yellow mud simmer chicken ... “ , Dad’s reply comes: ”kid, you still do not come back!"