什么是冷幽默?就是听起来让人觉得很冷的幽默。建议:先穿厚点,再看下面的故事。蚯蚓一家这天很无聊,小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了。蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错,就把自己切成4段打麻将去了。蚯蚓爸爸想了想,就把自己切成了肉末。蚯蚓妈妈哭着说:“你怎么这么傻?切这么碎会死的!”蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说:“……突然很想踢足球……” What is cold humor? It sounds very cold humor. Advice: Wear thick points first, then look at the following story. One day this family was very boring, Xiao Yan cut himself into two games and played badminton. My mother thinks this is a good method and cuts herself into four segments to play mahjong. After thinking about it, Daddy cut himself into minced meat. My mother said crying: “How are you so stupid? It will die if you cut it!” “My dad said weakly:” “...I suddenly wanted to play football...”