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我与妻逛街,见一招牌书血红大字:五百年女尸大曝光。近前再看,门口有文字介绍:明朝景武帝宠妇卞氏,不幸暴病身亡,武帝悲恸欲绝,特施水晶棺厚葬以示宠爱。考古学家历经千辛万苦于近日发掘出土,故巡回展览,望广大顾客不惜时机一睹五百年宫妃尊容。在此展期×月×日——×月×日。 妻惊喜到:幸亏我提议出来逛了,要不准错过机会,你看只10天的期,我说机不可失,时不再来,快掏钱吧!一问门票,50元一张。兜头一盆冷水,我与妻彷徨。妻说这皇帝的媳妇还恁值钱,看一眼得叫我们扎5天脖子。我说八成是
My wife and I shopping, see a sign of blood red characters: five hundred woman corpse big exposure. Look at the front, there are text at the entrance: King Ming Emperor Wu Ming petite Bian, unfortunately, died of sudden illness, the emperor’s tragedy, Shi Shi crystal coffin burial to show pet. Archaeologists after untold hard work in the recent excavations unearthed, so roving exhibitions, hope the majority of customers at the opportunity to see five hundred years Princess Respect. In this extension × month × day - × month × day. Surprise to the wife: Fortunately, I proposed to come out to visit, or to miss the opportunity to miss, you see only 10 days period, I say it, must not come, fast pay it! A ticket, a 50 yuan. Droughts cold water, my wife and I die. The wife said that the emperor’s daughter-in-law is also worth the money, take a look at our bar for 5 days neck. I say Bacheng is