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【旅游】女儿:“妈,我和同学出去旅游。”妈妈:“男的女的?”女儿:“男的女的都有。”妈妈:“几个人?”女儿:“加上我一共两个人。”【按了全选】早上出门买早点,听见有人说我黑,回家问老婆:“我真有那么黑吗?”老婆:“我只能说老天想赐你一双美丽的黑眼睛,一不小心按了全选。”【问责】5岁的女儿在沙发上睡着了,突然一个翻身从沙发摔到了地上。这个小家伙很坚强,并没有哭,而是爬到我面前说:“你是怎么看孩子的?”
[Travel] daughter: “Mom, I travel with my classmates. ” Mom: “male female? ” Daughter: “men and women have. ” Mom: “a few people? ” Daughter: “plus I am a total of two people. ” [Press the full selection] morning go out to buy breakfast, I heard someone say I am black, go home and ask his wife: “I really have that black? ” Wife: “I Can only say that God wants to give you a pair of beautiful black eyes, accidentally press the whole election. ”[Accountability] 5-year-old daughter fell asleep on the couch, suddenly a stand up from the sofa fell to the ground. This little guy is very strong, did not cry, but climbed in front of me and said: “How do you see the child?”