五个同学吸烟成瘾。一天,他们在厕所里过瘾,被校主任看见。于是,校主任找他们分别谈话。主任:你吸烟吗?学生:吸……主任:吸?你很光荣嘛!回家叫家长来学校!先记一次大过!(学生回去后对另外四个同学说:主任问你们吸烟不,你们就都别承认,这事我自己一个人担着。)主任:你吸烟吗?学 Five classmates are addicted to smoking. One day they were hooked in the toilet and they were seen by the head of the school. As a result, the headmaster asked them to talk separately. Director: Do you smoke? Student: Suck... Director: Suck? You are very glorious! Go home and ask parents to come to school! Make a note of the first time! (Student goes back and says to the other four students: The director asks you to smoke. You don’t even admit that I’m alone on this matter. Director: Do you smoke?