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1.我和同学某某一起骑车出门玩,他的气门芯坏了,我就把我的拔下来给他装上,我俩一起高高兴兴骑车回家了。2.一同学上课打牌被发现,老师要求写检查。第二天,他走上讲台念道:“俗话说:‘天有不测风云,人有祸福旦夕’, 我昨天上课打牌被老师发现了……”我们老师当场闷掉! 3.运动会100米终于开始了,同学们像一只只脱缰的野狗奔了出去。4.“解放军叔叔一个个匍匐前进”, 就像一条条绿色的青虫在地上蠕动。5.“我因病故在教室里……”6.小学的作文很习惯写好人好事,于是老是有人写捡到钱。有人为了夸大自己的功绩,写在公园捡到1亿元,都是10元人民币的,有一本语文书那么厚,老师当场念出来,那同学估计……
1. I and my classmate ride out together to play, his valve core is broken, I’ll unplug me to him, we both ride home cheerfully. A classmates playing cards was found, the teacher asked to write a check. The next day, he walked onto the podium and read: “As the saying goes:” There are unpredictable events in the world, and people have a bad fortune. “I was in class yesterday and was found by the teacher ...” Our teacher was bored on the spot! Finally, my classmates ran out like a dingo. 4. “People’s Liberation Army uncle crawling one by one,” like a green worm on the ground peristalsis. 5. “I was in the classroom because of illness ... ...” 6. Elementary school essay is very used to write good deeds, so someone always pick up the money. Someone in order to exaggerate their merit, wrote in the park picked up 100000000 yuan, are 10 yuan, a language book so thick, the teacher read out on the spot, then classmates estimated ......