林语堂有句座右铭:“文章可幽默,做事须认真。”有一次某大学举行毕业典礼,邀请林语堂出席,他听着一些头面人物长篇大论的发言,有些不耐烦。好不容易轮到他演讲了,他劈头就说:“讲演要像女人的裙子,越短越好!”大家先是一愣,接着 Lin Yutang has a motto: “The article can be funny and the work needs to be conscientious.” Once a university graduation ceremony was held, Lin Yutang was invited to attend and he was impatient with some long-winded speeches. Really turn his speech, he began to say: “Lecture to be like a woman’s skirt, the shorter the better! ” We first surprised a moment, then