老涂谁也想不到,老涂四十岁生日这天,会突然决定戒烟戒酒。他发誓,一根烟不抽,一滴酒不沾。老涂信誓旦旦,朋友都笑,“开什么玩笑?”他们都知道,老涂是个烟枪,还是个酒鬼,一天抽烟不下三包,一天喝酒免不了一斤。有关抽烟和喝酒的糗事,老涂身上就发生过不少,比如他曾在公交车上抽烟,导致司机把车停在大路边上,老涂不掐烟,就不走。那些事,朋友们在酒桌上总要说起。还有一次,老涂喝醉了——他喝醉的时候还真不多,打的,半路睡了过去,的士 Lao Tu who can not think of anyone, the old painted forty birthday this day, will suddenly decide to quit smoking. He swears, a cigarette does not smoke, a drop of alcohol does not touch. Lao Tu vowed, friends are laughing, "They all know that the old Tu is a pipe, or an alcoholic, smoking a day less than three bags, one day inevitably drink a pound. There have been many incidents involving smoking and drinking. For example, he had smoked in a bus and caused the driver to park on the edge of a road. Those things, friends always talk about at the wine table. Another time, Old Tu was drunk - when he was drunk he was not much, hit, halfway to sleep in the past, the taxi