中文系一学生在食堂吃饭,在菜里发现一枚铁钉。于是,该学生立刻写了份颇具讽刺意味的《失物招领启事》,贴于广告栏上:菜中觅得,一枚铁钉;其身细长,其形玲珑;其辉熠熠,其长盈寸;失主是谁,速来认领。历史系的学生看到后,写了份感慨万千的《遗憾声明》贴在了旁边:反复细细考证,始 A Chinese student eats in the cafeteria and finds a nail in the dish. As a result, the student immediately wrote a satirical “Lost and Found”, posted on the ad column: the dish was won, a nail; its slender body, its exquisite shape; Inch; who is the loser, speed to claim. After the students in the history department saw it, they wrote a “pleasant statement” with emotions posted on the side: repeated meticulous research