各位领导,各位同志,各位密切关注我的朋友和敌人,大家好! 本人姓“非”,单名一个“典”字。本人原在动物体内居住,因为手头比较宽裕,又听说贵国广东神奇而美丽,特来此地小住几日。白日无事,便四处逛逛,不得了了,大街上到处都贴着本人的大名,电视中也在热播本人的有关事宜。没想到初次到来就得到大家盛情款待,真是受宠若惊,深感欣慰。 Distinguished leaders, comrades, all of you pay close attention to my friends and enemies. Everyone is good! My surname is “non-” and the name is “demonstration”. I originally lived in animals because I was quite affluent. I also heard that your country is magical and beautiful. I came here for a few days. If nothing happens during the day, I will wander around and be overwhelmed. My name is affixed to the street all over the street. I am also welcoming my own affairs on TV. I was very pleased that I did not expect to receive everyone’s hospitality when I arrived for the first time.