封建主义:你有两头母牛。你的地主拿走一部分牛奶。 东欧社会主义:你有两头母牛。政府牵走牛,跟别家的牛一起关在一个大牛圈内。你得看管所有的牛。政府发给你需要的牛奶。 法西斯主义:你有两头母牛。政府将两头牛都牵走,雇用你来看管母牛,并把牛奶卖给你。 空想共产主义:你有两头母牛。邻居帮助你看管牛,大家一起分牛奶。 Feudalism: You have two cows. Your landlord takes some milk. Eastern European Socialism: You have two cows. The government took the bull and closed it in a bullpen circle with the other cow. You have to take care of all the cattle. The government sends you the milk you need. Fascism: You have two cows. The government took both cows away and hired you to look after the cows and sell it to you. Utopian Communism: You have two cows. Neighbors help you to take care of the cow, we share the milk together.