杂侃1.上了贼船,就跟贼走。2.女大十八变,越变越随便。3.传销就是兔子专吃窝边草。4.都说姐漂亮,其实都是妆出来的。5.小鸟虽小,可它玩的是整个天空。6.宁可去碰壁,也不要在家里面壁。7.别扯那么远,谁保证你能活到那一天。8.一觉醒来我以为我长高了,原来是被子盖横了。9.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人,也可能是你楼上的邻居。10.活着浪费空气,死了浪费土地,半死不活浪费人民币。1.牛内面里没牛肉不要抱怨,老婆饼里面不也没有老婆嘛。12.小学生是一队一队,中学 Miscellaneous Kan 1. On the boat, just like the thief. 2 female big eighteen change, the more casual change. 3. MLM is a rabbit eating grass. 4. Say beautiful sister, in fact, are all out makeup. 5 small bird, but it is playing the entire sky. Would rather go to touch the wall, do not face the wall at home. 7. Do not pull that far, who promised you can live that day. 8. I woke up I thought I was taller, turned out to be covered by a blanket. 9. shit on your head may not be the enemy, it may be upstairs your neighbor. 10. Live waste of air, dead waste of land, half-dead waste of Renminbi. 1. There is no beef inside the beef do not complain, my wife cake there is no wife thing. 12. primary school students is a team, middle school