教授:那位同学,麻烦把你隔壁的同学叫醒。同学:你自己叫,毕竟是你把他哄睡着的。老师讲课的质量与同学们的手机流量和电量成反比。每当老师提问,我都低头装捡东西,坚持了多年。上课,同桌睡觉,老师走到他面前,弯下腰,闻了闻,轻声说:“他睡得真香啊!”老师说,有的同学不进化反而退化,短短一节课,能从脊椎动物变成无脊椎动物,最后变成软体动物。 Professor: That classmate, trouble woke up the classmate next door. Classmate: You call yourself, after all, you whistled him to sleep. The quality of the teacher’s lecture is inversely proportional to the phone flow and battery power of the classmates. Whenever the teacher asked questions, I have to bow down pick up things, insisted for many years. Class, sleeping at the same table, the teacher walked in front of him, bent over, smell the smell, whispered: “He really sleep soundly ah!” The teacher said that some students degenerate but not evolved, short class, can From vertebrates to invertebrates, and finally into molluscs.