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Watching TV
Son: Daddy, I want to watch TV.
Dad: No electricity tonight.
Son: Then lets watch TV with a candle on.
看电视
儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。
爸爸:今晚上没电。
儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。
Do You Have a Good Memory?
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?
Husband: Yes—why?
Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.
你的记忆力好吗?
妻子:你对面孔是不是记忆很深呢?
丈夫:是的——为什么这么问?
妻子:刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。
A Careless Barber
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
粗心的理发员
理发师:你进来时是不是系着红围巾?
顧客:没有呀。
理发师:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
Who Was Fighting?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: Thats a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: I and Jackie Smith.
谁在打架
妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈:你做的对,那谁和谁在打架啊?
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。
Two Seats
One freshman in a math exam asked, “How far are you from the correct answer?” Another freshman answered, “Two seats.”
两个座位
在数学考试中一位大学一年级的新生问:“你离正确答案有多远?”另一位大学一年级的新生答:“两个座位。”
Two Pronouns
Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
Student: Who, me?
Professor: Good, sit down, please.
两个代词
教授:请列举两个代词。
学生:谁,我?
教授:很好,请坐。
Son: Daddy, I want to watch TV.
Dad: No electricity tonight.
Son: Then lets watch TV with a candle on.
看电视
儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。
爸爸:今晚上没电。
儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。
Do You Have a Good Memory?
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?
Husband: Yes—why?
Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.
你的记忆力好吗?
妻子:你对面孔是不是记忆很深呢?
丈夫:是的——为什么这么问?
妻子:刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。
A Careless Barber
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
粗心的理发员
理发师:你进来时是不是系着红围巾?
顧客:没有呀。
理发师:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
Who Was Fighting?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: Thats a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: I and Jackie Smith.
谁在打架
妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈:你做的对,那谁和谁在打架啊?
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。
Two Seats
One freshman in a math exam asked, “How far are you from the correct answer?” Another freshman answered, “Two seats.”
两个座位
在数学考试中一位大学一年级的新生问:“你离正确答案有多远?”另一位大学一年级的新生答:“两个座位。”
Two Pronouns
Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
Student: Who, me?
Professor: Good, sit down, please.
两个代词
教授:请列举两个代词。
学生:谁,我?
教授:很好,请坐。