村里某个老人一去世,邻居家的郑大便开始莫名地兴奋。郑大是村里红白喜事的司仪,只要有他在,这丧事或者喜事便可以进行得体面而且顺利。但他的脑袋总是歪着,形象有些不好,于是不成文的规定,便是丧事都会找他,喜事则拐弯抹角地,将他给忽略掉了。所以郑大便更珍惜这丧事的主角地位,常常主人家还没有请他过去,他自己就巴巴地上了门,以不容置疑又略带商量的口气,对着还没有从悲伤中 As soon as an old man in the village died, Zheng’s stool at the neighbor’s home began inexplicable excitement. Zheng Da is a red-white happy event in the village master of ceremonies, as long as he is in, the funeral or happy event can be decent and smooth. But his head is always crooked, the image is not good, so the unwritten rule is that he will find him for the funeral, while the happy events will be roundabout and neglect him. Therefore, Zheng Dan more cherish the role of the protagonist of this funeral, and often the host family has not asked him in the past, he himself babbling on the door, with unquestioning and slightly talkative tone, not yet from the sad