I’ll See to the Rest
　　
　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
　　“Come on, miss!” he shouted, “Shut the door, please!”
　　“Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,” she called back.
　　“You just shut the door, please,” called the guard, “and I’ll see to the rest.”
　　
　　其余的事由我负责
　　一位车上的列车员刚发现信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说活。
　　“快点，小姐！” 他喊道：“请把门关上。”
　　“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。” 她回答道。
　　“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”
　　
　　Sleeping Pills
　　
　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescibed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
　　Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss:“I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
　　“That’s fine,” roared the boss,“but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
　　
　　安眠药
　　鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给开了一些强力安眠药。
　　星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”
　　“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”