我十六岁那年,差点成为豆腐乳西施她们家的上门女婿。“豆腐乳西施”是我表叔给饭店老板娘起的外号,饭店离昆明一百来公里,位于阿诗玛的故乡,那是当年我跟表叔跑运输的必经之路,从昆明出发,往滇南、越南方向跑,三个来钟头,就到了九甸乡,正好是午饭时间,刚开始往越南方向跑那两年,我们的午饭没有固定的地方,看哪家人多就去哪家,看哪家饭店的门口车子停得多就去哪家,门可罗雀的饭店, At the age of 16, I almost became the mother-in-law of their home with tofu milk. “Tofu milk Xishi” is my nickname to the hotel owner since the nickname, the hotel is 100 kilometers away from Kunming, located in the hometown of Ashima, that was the only way I transport with the table uncle, from Kunming departure, to southern Yunnan, Vietnam direction, three to the clock, went to nine Austin Township, just lunch time, just started running in the direction of Vietnam that two years, our lunch there is no fixed place to see which family more Go to which house to see which hotel’s car parked on the door where to go,