1千万不要惹有“起床气”的老婆,为什么这么说呢,因为惹完以后,耳朵疼,屁股疼。不要去叫醒熟睡中的老婆,因为你不知道,她正在做什么美梦。有一回,我把媳妇叫醒,她一脸幽怨地看着我,非要我赔她红烧猪蹄,她说,都已经看到蹄筋了。我还能怎么办,只好去菜市场买猪蹄。真庆幸她当时不是在摘星星。 1 Do not provoke “Get up ” wife, why do you say, because after the mess, ear pain, ass pain. Do not wake the sleeping wife because you do not know what a dream she is doing. Once, I woke up a daughter-in-law, she looked at me with a look of bitterness, but I want to lose her braised trotters, she said, have seen the tendons. What else can I do, had to go to the market to buy trotters. Really fortunate that she was not picking stars.