段子 9·11一周年那天,深夜雨下得特别大,街上没人也没车。百无聊赖的红灯和绿灯互相斗嘴,争论谁更牛B。 红灯说:我牛,红灯一亮,无论人车都必须停。 绿灯说:那我绿灯一亮,还谁都可以过呢。 红灯说:我亮了,谁不停那是违章！扣你分、扣你车、办你学习班。你那绿灯亮了,人家不走,你不也就会骂人家“阿面”吗? 绿厂说:我,我,我绿色环保,我绿色通道,我象征进步！你阻止历史车轮的前进,你落后,你反动,你遏 On the first anniversary of Sept.11, it was extremely rainy at night and no car was on the street. Bored with red lights and green lights bickering, arguing who is more cattle. Red light said: I cattle, red light, both people and vehicles must stop. The green light said: Then I green light, but who can pass it. Red light said: I lit, who kept it is illegal! Deduct your points, deduct your car, do you study class. Your green light, people do not go, you will not scolded people “Ami” it? Green plant said: I, I, I green, I green channel, I symbolize progress! You stop the advancement of the wheel of history, you are backward, you reactionary, you stop