◎你这种人天理地理都难容。(他就是这么骂人的)◎某些同学考试时脑袋偏转的角度不要超过黄赤交角。(他监考时说的)◎今天地理课上我发了火,头上出了汗,太阳一出来蒸发了,在天空中形成了水汽,下了场雨,碰巧有几滴又落回我头上,这就是一个水循环。(如此举例)◎太阳耀斑爆发是很可怕的,但我要是被惹火了的话,会比耀斑还可怕数万倍。(所以他有个外号叫“万耀斑”)◎有两艘船,一艘在热带捕鱼,一艘在温带捕鱼,哪艘船更容易沉掉?当然是温带的,为什么?温带鱼多,船装不下就沉了。(真是无厘头式) ◎ you such a geography are hard to tolerate. (He is such a curse) ◎ some students exam head deflection angle not to exceed the yellow angle. (He said during the exams) ◎ Today in geography class, I got a fire and my head sweats. When the sun evaporates, it forms a vapor in the sky, and under the rain, it happens that a few drops fall back to me This is a water cycle. (An example of this) ◎ Solar Flare Outbreaks are scary, but tens of thousands of times more flagrant than flares if I get irritated. (So ​​he has a nickname “Wan Flare ”) ◎ There are two ships, one in the tropical fishing, one in the temperate fishing, which ships more easily sink? Of course, temperate, and why? Temperate fish, no less than the sunken ship. (Really does not make sense)