一对二说:“知道为什么说独一无二吗?因为你太‘二’了。”二答:“你是老一,俺还争个啥啊?争才真正‘二’呢。”二对三说:“知道为什么说三长两短吗?因为你偷了俺的一‘横’。”三答:“你说话咋那么不中听啊。是你自己脑子少了一根筋。”三对四说:“知道为什么说不三不四吗?看来咱俩好不到哪里去。”四答:“别说了,一个半斤,一个八两。”四对五说:“知道为什么说四六不分吗?根本就没把你当回事嘛。” One on two said: “Why do you say it unique? Because you are too two. ” Two A: “You are the oldest, I also fight what ah? Two pairs of three said: ”You know why three long and two short? Because you stole one of my ’horizontal. “ Three A: ”You say ye not listening so ah. “Three pairs of four said: ” Why do you say that it does not mean? Looks like we are not good to go. “” Four A: “Do not say, a half a catty, a eight two. ” Four pairs Five said: “Do you know why four or six do not? Do not take you seriously.”