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  Prediction
  Jeremy:Do you think that certain people can really predict the future?
  Friend:My mum can——as soon as she takes a look at my report card,she can tell me exactly what will happen when my dad gets home!
  
  預言
  杰里米:你认为有谁真能预言未来的事吗?
  朋友:我妈妈能——当她一看到我的成绩单时,马上就能说出我爸爸回来后会发生什么事。
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