旅游车司机说:“和游客一起吃饭,我从不付钱!”给领导开车的司机听说后笑了; 领导司机说:“当官的应酬真多,我一天跑了100多公里!”出租车司机听说后笑了; 出租车司机说:“我靠热情拉客,客人上车说‘欢迎’,下车说‘再见’!”殡仪馆的灵车司机听说后笑了; 灵车司机说:“我们最忌讳说这些客气话,那要丢生意的!”货车司机听说后笑了; The driver of the coach said: “I had never paid for the meal with the tourists!” After listening to the driver who led the car, he laughed. The leader said: “I have run for more than 100 kilometers a day. Taxi driver laughed after I heard; taxi driver said: ”I rely on enthusiasm soliciting guests on the bus and said ’Welcome’ and get off and say ’goodbye’!“ Funeral home hearse driver heard laughed; hearse driver said: ”We are the most taboo to say that these kind words, it should be lost business!" Truck driver laughed after heard;