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前些天与朋友聊天时,一位朋友讲起她10岁儿子的一个笑话:一天,儿子郑重而谨慎地跟妈妈说:“我有好多问题都不敢问,我怕别人笑话我,可是我又真不明白。”“不懂就问呗,说不定我能回答你,说不定我也不明白,没关系。”妈妈说道。儿子问:“妈妈,每天新闻联播里都讲‘巨蜥’,可是,我怎么从来没有看到过!”“你说什么?”妈妈也有些懵了。“就是每次播音员一开始总说的‘巨蜥’!”妈妈这时恍然大悟。儿子这么长时间以来,都把
A few days ago chatted with friends, a friend talked about her 10-year-old son, a joke: One day, the son solemnly and carefully with her mother said: “I have a lot of questions are afraid to ask, I am afraid of others jokes me, but I really do not understand. ”“ Do not understand to ask chanting, maybe I can answer you, maybe I do not understand, it does not matter. ”“ Mom said. My son asks, ”Mom, every day, I’m talking about ’monitor lizard’, but how have I never seen it! “ ”What did you say?“ ”Is every announcer always said ’monitor lizard’! " Mom suddenly realized. Son for so long, have put