甲:哎,好久不见?!乙:哎,好久不见,好久不见!甲:哎,您吃了吗?乙:(一愣,转向观众)几点了?这是要请我吃饭呢。我没吃呢。甲:你自己找辙去。乙:你不请我吃饭啊。甲:这就是一句问候语,在中国流行多年,甚至到了不问时间、场合的程度。有这样一个段子,说早起两个人碰面,一个在刷牙,另一个问:“您吃了吗?”更有甚者,两人在厕所前碰面,要进去的那位问刚出来的那位: A: hey, long time no see ?! B: hey, long time no see, long time no see! A: hey, you ate? B: (surprised a moment, turned to the audience) What time? This is to ask me to eat it. I did not eat it. A: You find the rut to go. B: You do not ask me to eat. A: This is a greetings, popular in China for many years, even to the time, the extent of occasions. There is such a passage that two people get up early to meet each other, one brushing his teeth, and the other asked: “You eat it?” What is more, the two met in the toilet, who just went in to ask that out Bit: