小杰:“为了上学不迟到,爸妈给我买了一只会打鸣的公鸡。”老师:“那你今天为什么还是迟到了?”小杰:“鸡炖得太好吃了,我吃撑了睡不着就起晚了。”小明上课又迟到了。老师问他:“你为什么老是迟到?”小明答道:“每次我走到学校拐角的地方,有一块牌子总不让我快走。”“牌子?上面写的什么?”“上面写着‘前方学校,请减速慢行’。” Xiaojie: “To go to school is not late, my parents bought me a cock to be crowned. ” Teacher: “So why are you late today?” “Xiaojie: ” Chicken stew is too good And, I eat up to sleep up late. “Xiao Ming class is late again. The teacher asked him: ”Why are you always late?“ Xiao Ming replied: ”Every time I walked to the corner of the school, there was a sign that never let me go.“ ”What brand of sign?“ ”“ Says ”ahead of school, please slow down.“ ”