图多尔·库布里亚科夫是摩尔多瓦奥尔盖耶夫县伊丽莎白托夫卡村的农民。今天早晨四点钟他就起床了,比平时早很多,主要原因是他要在到田里干活前办一件大事。这个早晨,图多尔打算淹死自己的妻子。之前他从来没有干过这样的事,因此他要给自己留出非常充裕的时间。“就是嘛,”图多尔站在因时间太久而变得模糊的镜子面前喃喃自语,“我又不是每天都淹死老婆。” Tudor Kubrjakov is a farmer in the village of Elizabeth Topovka in the Algeyev County of Moldova. He got up at four o’clock this morning, much earlier than usual, mainly because he had to do something big before he went to work in the fields. This morning, Tudor plans to drown his wife. He had never done such a thing before, so he had to give himself a lot of time. “Is it, ” Tudor stood in front of the mirror that had been blurry for so long that he muttered to himself, “I’m not drowning my wife every day.”