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迷信和女朋友谈恋爱,谈了4年了,要带回去。打电话跟家里人说,家里人问:“属相是什么?”我说:“属狗的。”家里人说:“属狗的不好,你和属猪的比较般配。”听到他们迷信到这程度,我气得大喊:“没找到属猪的,长得像猪行不行?!”话刚说完,我就感觉后脑勺重重挨了一巴掌,女朋友气得掉头就走了……警察抓犯人一天正躺在沙发上看电视,儿子女儿乐颠颠地跑来对我说:“爸爸,我们玩警察抓犯人的游戏吧!”想想在家闲着也是闲着,我就答应陪孩子们玩玩了:“好呀!”只见儿子拿起玩具枪:“不许动,
Superstition and girlfriend fall in love, talked for 4 years, to be brought back. Call the family to say, the family members asked: ”What is the profile? “ I said: ”is a dog. “ The family said: ”The dog is not good, you and the pig is more appropriate. “I heard their superstitious to this extent, I am angry screaming: ” I did not find a pig, looks like a pig trip ?! “Just finished, I felt a heavy slap on the back of the head, Friends angrily turned away ... police caught the prisoners one day lying on the couch watching TV, son and daughter went to Britain said: ”Dad, we play the police catch the prisoners game!“ Think At home idle is idle, I promised to accompany the children to play: ”Good! “ I saw my son picked up the toy gun: ”